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[zoetrope]

2am_optimism is feeling blue today, so here is a little something that will hopefully make her smile.

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[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

Man, there can never be enough Harlequin SG:A in the world, I'm slightly ashamed to say. Same goes for anything with Harem's.

I always speculated that the writers of these novels had a stock list of title words which they could use in any combination:

List 1 - choose your hero:
Greek
Italian
Sheikh
Tycoon
Millionaire
Playboy

List 2 - choose your heroine:
Wife
Plaything
Bride
Mistress
Lover
Virgin

List 3 - choose your kink plot:
Defiant
Innocent
Secret
Captive
Unwilling
Fantasy

Then simply use any combination of the above:

The Italian Tycoon's Defiant Bride
A Shiek's Innocent Captive
The Playboy's Virgin Mistress...

etc.

I guess in SGA fandom it would go something like this:

List 1 - choose your hero:
Soldier
Pilot
Genius
Scientist
Warrior
Hunter

List 2 - choose your other hero:
Husband
Plaything
Groom
Lover
Virgin

List 3 - choose your kink plot:
Defiant
Innocent
Secret
Captive
Unwilling
Fantasy

Resulting in Don't Ask Don't Tell Publications presents:

The Soldier's Defiant Husband
Secret Captive to Genius
The Hunter's Innocent Plaything...

And now, dammit, I want to read all those *g*

[eliade.livejournal.com]

"The Pilot's Unwilling Plaything"

*hee*

You could make one of those refreshable randomizing scripts where you create "Harlequin Gay Porn Titles" from a collection of words. *g*