1. I am drunk.
2. I spent the evening with a boy.
3. A boy I used to date.
4. I was very tempted to get rid of that "used to".
5. Probably because of number 1.
6. I cleaned my entire flat during the blackout.
7. As a result of which, my carpet is now a different colour.
8.
rossywar is a murderous, man-hating, pikey, drug-dealing lesbian with a psychopath-look in her eyes.
9. I lost at Scrabble tonight.
10. But only by three points.
11. Man, I need to get a sexier social life. Being drunk doesn't have the same impact if you then reveal you were drunk and playing Scrabble.
12. I'm going to bed now.
13. Zzzzzzz.
2. I spent the evening with a boy.
3. A boy I used to date.
4. I was very tempted to get rid of that "used to".
5. Probably because of number 1.
6. I cleaned my entire flat during the blackout.
7. As a result of which, my carpet is now a different colour.
8.
9. I lost at Scrabble tonight.
10. But only by three points.
11. Man, I need to get a sexier social life. Being drunk doesn't have the same impact if you then reveal you were drunk and playing Scrabble.
12. I'm going to bed now.
13. Zzzzzzz.