Sex and accountancy
Aug. 15th, 2005 07:33 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
zoetropeI dreamt last night that I had sex with a guy after a blind date.
When I woke up the next morning, he was gone, and on my noticeboard he'd left a note that said something along the lines of "thanks for the good time" and that he'd pay me £100 for the night.
He thought I was a hooker! Gasp! Also, how stingy. Just £100? Cheeky bastard. But my main thought was to marvel that he'd typed out this note and broken down the prices "25 minutes of kissing - £15.50". Then I realised that actually, what he'd left me was a purchase order. Not a cheque or cash, there was a note at the bottom of the page that said "payment in cheque form will be issued on receipt of a valid invoice". So not only did the bastard think I was a prostitute, but was causing me paperwork by expecting me to invoice him!
It was a BBC catering purchase order.
I think I'm working too hard.
I wonder if he'd added VAT?
ETA - mistakes from having just woken up now removed. Zzzzzz...
When I woke up the next morning, he was gone, and on my noticeboard he'd left a note that said something along the lines of "thanks for the good time" and that he'd pay me £100 for the night.
He thought I was a hooker! Gasp! Also, how stingy. Just £100? Cheeky bastard. But my main thought was to marvel that he'd typed out this note and broken down the prices "25 minutes of kissing - £15.50". Then I realised that actually, what he'd left me was a purchase order. Not a cheque or cash, there was a note at the bottom of the page that said "payment in cheque form will be issued on receipt of a valid invoice". So not only did the bastard think I was a prostitute, but was causing me paperwork by expecting me to invoice him!
It was a BBC catering purchase order.
I think I'm working too hard.
I wonder if he'd added VAT?
ETA - mistakes from having just woken up now removed. Zzzzzz...
