(no subject)
Nov. 4th, 2005 01:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
zoetrope1.
So it turns out that trapped nerves are somewhat painful! After a vigorous afternoon painting my Nan's living room, I went to sleep and woke up with the most excruciating pain from my fingertips to my neck. Luckily the nerve freed itself with a pop twenty-four hours later, but in the meantime... fun with slings!
2.
Grandmother: Can you give this to your mum?
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
zoetrope: Encyclopedia of Rare Cocks and Chickens of the British Isles?
Grandmother: ...That's right.
zoetrope: Ok...
At the supermarket - bath aisle
zoetrope: Damn, I just remembered something I need, and then I got distracted by the lube and I've forgotten it again.
Mum: Lube?
zoetrope: Yeah. Lube. You know. Lubricant?
Mum: *blank look*
zoetrope: Like for sex? They sell it in a tube?
Mum: *long pause* ...No... (disbelievingly)
zoetrope: Yeah, it's on the shelf back there.
Mum: *turning back to the shampoo* I don't believe you.
zoetrope: *goes and gets assorted tubes*
Mum: *reads tubes* Huh. That one looks quite fun.
3.
What the Art Director wants, the Art Director will get
Some of you may have already seen it, but in the vague chance that you might know someone young and/or impressionable, send them this link and point out that even models don't look like models.
I wouldn't rely on a guy called Anonymous Funkster
Classic one-liners overheard on the London Underground.rossywar pointed me in its direction a while ago, but for those who haven't seen it, go forth and laugh.
Jdi se vymrskat do Zoo
I'd like to see a Zelenka story that manages to work in every one of these. That's right. I'm that highbrow.
4.
10 days untilcincodemaygirl and I holiday together like the ladies of leisure we want to be are!
So it turns out that trapped nerves are somewhat painful! After a vigorous afternoon painting my Nan's living room, I went to sleep and woke up with the most excruciating pain from my fingertips to my neck. Luckily the nerve freed itself with a pop twenty-four hours later, but in the meantime... fun with slings!
2.
Grandmother: Can you give this to your mum?
zoetrope: Encyclopedia of Rare Cocks and Chickens of the British Isles?Grandmother: ...That's right.
zoetrope: Ok...At the supermarket - bath aisle
zoetrope: Damn, I just remembered something I need, and then I got distracted by the lube and I've forgotten it again.Mum: Lube?
zoetrope: Yeah. Lube. You know. Lubricant?Mum: *blank look*
zoetrope: Like for sex? They sell it in a tube?Mum: *long pause* ...No... (disbelievingly)
zoetrope: Yeah, it's on the shelf back there.Mum: *turning back to the shampoo* I don't believe you.
zoetrope: *goes and gets assorted tubes*Mum: *reads tubes* Huh. That one looks quite fun.
3.
What the Art Director wants, the Art Director will get
Some of you may have already seen it, but in the vague chance that you might know someone young and/or impressionable, send them this link and point out that even models don't look like models.
I wouldn't rely on a guy called Anonymous Funkster
Classic one-liners overheard on the London Underground.
rossywar pointed me in its direction a while ago, but for those who haven't seen it, go forth and laugh.Jdi se vymrskat do Zoo
I'd like to see a Zelenka story that manages to work in every one of these. That's right. I'm that highbrow.
4.
10 days until
cincodemaygirl and I holiday together like the ladies of leisure we 
