zoetrope: (Default)
[personal profile] zoetrope
I have a job interview tomorrow.

The water-main on our road has randomly burst, and just down the street there is a river of water gushing into the drains.

How are these two things related?

I have no clean underwear, and as a result of the water, nothing for my washing machine to clean my clothes with.

Hence, for this job interview? I will be going commando.

Pray for me, troops.

Date: 2005-04-19 01:54 pm (UTC)
ext_3548: (Don't)
From: [identity profile] shayheyred.livejournal.com
Well, there are two things to say:

1) Perfect excuse to buy new lacy underwear.

Or

2) While sitting there commando, you will have an enigmatic smile on your face that to you means "I'm naked" but to the interviewer means "Ah, here is a woman of hidden depths and personal charisma."

(Or he/she will think, "I bet she has no underwear on.")

Either way you can't lose, methinks.

Date: 2005-04-19 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zoetrope.livejournal.com
Hee! I would buy new underwear but 1) I don't have time as I have to work right up until I have to leave for the interview, and 2) Am too poor! Hence the looking for work *g*

So, yes, I'm going for the enigmatic look... (un)hidden depths, that's me *g*

Date: 2005-04-19 02:04 pm (UTC)
brynwulf: (deep dirty water)
From: [personal profile] brynwulf
We all know just how deep you are, sweetie. You might discover this is a great way to increase your popularity with those enigmatic types. ;)

Date: 2005-04-19 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
Underwear is overrated! Go G.I. Joe! Um, wait, I got my wires crossed there somewhere.

Date: 2005-04-19 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kijikun.livejournal.com
Murphys law, everything that can go wrong will at the worst possible time.

Date: 2005-04-19 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 2am-optimism.livejournal.com
*sends underwear-related sympathies*

But in happy news - an interview!! wow - that is great news - can't wait to hear all about it :)

Also - I'm going to be in London this weekend (Saturday), so I was wondering if you and rossy would by any chance like to meet up for a coffee or something? No probs either way!

Date: 2005-04-19 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] remote-control.livejournal.com
I take it you're not wearing a skirt?

Hey, if you're successful you'll have to go commando as a lucky charm at every interview you ever go to ;)

Date: 2005-04-19 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estrella30.livejournal.com
Hence, for this job interview? I will be going commando.

*giggles*

*ships you new panties*

Date: 2005-04-19 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firesprite1105.livejournal.com
Heh. Good luck.

And I just wanted to say that I love your new website design. :)

Date: 2005-04-20 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seraphina-pyra.livejournal.com
hee ^_^

Good luck with the interview.

Date: 2005-04-20 11:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blindpilot.livejournal.com
Hope it all goes well. It'll make a good anecdote in the future, at any rate.
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