One of these things is false:

[zoetrope]

1. The day before I started my diet, I ate an entire jar of Nutella.
2. Billie Piper (aka Rose from Dr. Who) trod on my toe on the bus in Islington.
3. I'm obsessed with That 70s Show.
4. I'm 15,000 words into an SG:A WIP that has at least the same amount again yet to come.
5. I will probably never finish it.
6. I've been rejected for five jobs in the last two weeks.
7. I dreamt about David Tennant last night.
8. I desperately need some hand lotion.
9. I am currently in the throes of a het OTP (dun dun duuuuuun).
10. I haven't seen Brokeback Mountain yet. Nor do I want to, particularly.

Go on, give it your best guess...

Comments

[remote-control.livejournal.com]

Er, I'll say 10 (although my rational brain is telling me this is a foolish, foolish thing to say... But y'know, you might be going for a reverse psychology type thing.

[remote-control.livejournal.com]

P.S. Was the David Tennant dream (if it existed) good? :p

[remote-control.livejournal.com]

P.P.S. I have fond memories of the two of us eating those small Nutella pots in the Cub office, so no.1 is feasible!

Yeah, I should really have thought about my replies for longer before hitting "post".

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

Hee. Yeah, good days. And your guess is... incorrect! :-D

[gmajor.livejournal.com]

#3?

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

Nope! :-)

[gmajor.livejournal.com]

Oops. I meant #2, the Billie Piper one.

I would squee like a gushing fanboy to have my toes trodden on by Piper.

Well, actually, it'd probably be more like ,"Ow! Watch where you're - ! Hey, can I have your autograph?"

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

Hee. I just sort of glared and she sat down across the aisle from me, and then I went back to my book thinking "Huh. I'm sure that was Billie Piper." *g*

[rossywar.livejournal.com]

I'm going for either 1 or 2.

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

No and no.

Also... you were in the same room as me for no. 1!!!

[rossywar.livejournal.com]

1. DId you eat the entire jar?!? I never noticed!

2. OMG!

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yep. The entire jar *g*

[rossywar.livejournal.com]

My next guess is 7 or 8.

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

Hee. Not number 8 - I just did the washing up!

But, yes! It's no. 7 *g*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I think it's #5

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

Nope :-)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

NO? Really? You mean you wrote something and you're gonna post it? Stop lying.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Okay, so my next guess was #9 and then I scrolled down and I was right! *narrows eyes* You mean you're not all Lee/Kara? That's because it's all Galen/Helo! YES! Ahem.

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

I am *quite* Lee/Kara although... and don't kill me... I'm not that into Lee.

I like him as a character, but I don't find him attractive at all. I think this is largely the fault of Jamie's real accent, which is just not sexy at all to me. :-D

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I like him as a character, but I don't find him attractive at all. I think this is largely the fault of Jamie's real accent, which is just not sexy at all to me. :-D

It's because he's short, isn't it? ;) Kassie pulls the same routine on me, but you can't say the same about Helo. He's just SMOKING. And of course you don't find the accent attractive, because you are there! I hear it and my stomach does butterflies, I am in the black hole of hell here. The American accent makes my ears bleed, a lot.

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

Actually, no, I quite like short guys! It genuinely is just the accent. It reminds me of the irritatingly blah pretty boys in my year who all the girls fancied except me - although I did enjoy picking on them.

Helo is definitely hotter than Lee, although I'm afraid I geniuinely find Kara so hot that she eclipses everyone else *g*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It reminds me of the irritatingly blah pretty boys in my year who all the girls fancied except me - although I did enjoy picking on them.


Oh, *them*. Yes, I remember them. For the longest time I couldn't even get next to them, and then I looked up one day and was friends with them, it was weird. I think I always remember what it was like to be on the outside, and so now, when they smile at me or try and chat me up, I look at them as though they have horns and I'm all, "Why are you hitting on me?"

Boy: Because you're cute?
Me: I'm not cute. I have character. Don't insult me
Boy [v confused]: So, you're not cute?
Me: right
Boy: Uh, does that mean you don't want to go out with me?
Me: You're too hot, why are you asking again?
Boy: Because I like you?
Me: Whatever [walks away]

True story times infinity.

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

In our school there wasn't much of that in-crowd thing, and I was always too loud-mouthed and obnoxious to be bothered by that sort of rubbish anyway - I pretty much talked to the people I wanted to talk to *g*

So I was mates with (some of) those kinds of guys, I just was never attracted to them. Sure, they were clinically good-looking, but they never had any personality, any *character*. I was always much more attracted to the ones who were slightly weird or slightly geeky or something.

Of course, after a while that pissed me off too, so I guess I could never win, either way!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Of course, after a while that pissed me off too, so I guess I could never win, either way!

This is because, no matter what sort of man you are dealing with, they speak an entirely different language.

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

This is because, no matter what sort of man you are dealing with, they speak an entirely different language.

Yes: Idiot.

I'm trying not to be bitter, I swear.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know, when I was younger I always wanted to grow up to be bitter and petty, too.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Also,I love Kara because a) she's hot and b) she reminds me of me. She's just so not emotional and so no nonsense, and so repressed, and then all hell breaks loose. Yeah. I love Kara. I love strong women like that though. I respect that. That, to me, is hot. I have no understanding of why other women thing that that's scary.

[cincodemaygirl.livejournal.com]

I'd be a bit surprised to find out #9 is true, and I'm positive #5 is not true because I will beat you with the stick of praise as many times as necessary to make you finish that story. I want to know what happens, dammit! And when I say this I mean both the planet of free rent AND the war epic. *rants, raves*

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

Hee. No 9 is indeed true! :-)

[cincodemaygirl.livejournal.com]

#6? Is it fact more or less or have you a job and that's why you've been absent this week? Inquiring minds want to know!

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

Nope, not no. 6 :-D

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

#2.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. I meant #6.

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately not :-D

[beledibabe.livejournal.com]

Six?

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

Nope :-)

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

#7? And who is David Tennant?

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

David Tennant plays Dr. Who and also Barty Crouch Jr. in the latest HP flick :-)

And yes, you're right, it's #7! :-)

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

Ah, Dr. Who. Okay, would you WANT to dream about David Tennant?

Also, I WAS RIGHT! Whee! *dances*