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zoetropeI'm so ill that I'm having trouble concentrating on the computer for longer than ten minutes at a time.
*sneezes on you*
Poor![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
2am_optimism is in the same boat, only she's a work, so I've been emailing her to entertain her. Thought this might entertain you guys as well:
How much fun would it be to change all the major poems of history so that they were McShep?
This Is Just To Say
I have taken
the ZPM
that was in
the control room
and which
you were probably
saving
the city with
Forgive me
it was all glowy
so orange
and so gold
*crawls away to bed*
ETA: Go right now and read The True Story of What Was, byvisionshadows - beautiful story, with fantastic voices. Best thing I've read in ages, so charming it had me hooked even despite my illness.
*sneezes on you*
Poor
2am_optimism is in the same boat, only she's a work, so I've been emailing her to entertain her. Thought this might entertain you guys as well:How much fun would it be to change all the major poems of history so that they were McShep?
This Is Just To Say
I have taken
the ZPM
that was in
the control room
and which
you were probably
saving
the city with
Forgive me
it was all glowy
so orange
and so gold
*crawls away to bed*
ETA: Go right now and read The True Story of What Was, by
visionshadows - beautiful story, with fantastic voices. Best thing I've read in ages, so charming it had me hooked even despite my illness.
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Date: 2006-02-13 06:40 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-02-13 10:44 pm (UTC)*hack wheeze cough splutter*
*crawls to bed*
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Date: 2006-02-14 04:02 am (UTC)Also,
LETTER TO GERMS CURRENTLY RESIDING IN
Fuck off, you stupid tosspots! Fun's over!
SIGNED,
Captain Rest&VitaminC
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Date: 2006-02-14 08:32 pm (UTC)i am awful, awful, and possibly evil.
Date: 2006-02-15 11:09 pm (UTC)Please note: to properly make EAP spin in his grave, you must pronounce Rodney "RodNEEE."
It was many and many a year ago
In a kingdom on the sea
That a scientist there lived whom you may know
By the name of Doctor Rodney;
And this scientist he lived with no other thought
Than to save and be saved by me.
I was a major and he was often a moron
In this kingdom on the sea;
But we managed to save the city countless times
I and my Doctor Rodney;
With a skill that the false Genii bastards
Coveted him and me.
The ancients not half so happy ascended
Went envying him and me,
Yes! that was the reason (as all of us know
In this kingdom on the sea)
That the Wraith came out of the sky by night
Culling and nearly killing my Doctor Rodney.
But our skill it was stronger than the life-sucking
Of those who were paler than we
Of many far whiter than we
And neither the ancients acended above
Nor the whatever's down under the sea
Can ever best the admitted brillance
Of the infuriating Doctor Rodney.
This is what happens when I have too much spare time. *headdesk*
Re: i am awful, awful, and possibly evil.
Date: 2006-02-16 06:49 am (UTC)Re: i am awful, awful, and possibly evil.
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