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[zoetrope]

2am_optimism is feeling blue today, so here is a little something that will hopefully make her smile.

Tease:

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[eliade.livejournal.com]

That is awesome. *g*

For reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, I have just received a copy of "The Sheikh's Innocent Bride," a *real* Harlequin Romance novel, which could easily be adapted for...well.

"There is no such thing!" Rodney tossed back the sheet and vaulted out of bed. "I said I would not touch you if you were a virgin, and you chose to lie rather than tell me the truth. That was an act of deceit, and unfair to me."

Taken aback by his cutting candour, and by the aggressive masculinity of hsi naked bronzed body, John flushed a deep guilty pink and averted his eyes from his powerful physique. "It was my choice."

"But it would not have been *my* choice to destroy your innocence. That was a betrayal of the principles that I respect," Rodney imparted grimly, striding into the dressing room to gather up clean clothes and then continuing into the adjoining bathroom.

And so on and so on. *g*

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

Man, there can never be enough Harlequin SG:A in the world, I'm slightly ashamed to say. Same goes for anything with Harem's.

I always speculated that the writers of these novels had a stock list of title words which they could use in any combination:

List 1 - choose your hero:
Greek
Italian
Sheikh
Tycoon
Millionaire
Playboy

List 2 - choose your heroine:
Wife
Plaything
Bride
Mistress
Lover
Virgin

List 3 - choose your kink plot:
Defiant
Innocent
Secret
Captive
Unwilling
Fantasy

Then simply use any combination of the above:

The Italian Tycoon's Defiant Bride
A Shiek's Innocent Captive
The Playboy's Virgin Mistress...

etc.

I guess in SGA fandom it would go something like this:

List 1 - choose your hero:
Soldier
Pilot
Genius
Scientist
Warrior
Hunter

List 2 - choose your other hero:
Husband
Plaything
Groom
Lover
Virgin

List 3 - choose your kink plot:
Defiant
Innocent
Secret
Captive
Unwilling
Fantasy

Resulting in Don't Ask Don't Tell Publications presents:

The Soldier's Defiant Husband
Secret Captive to Genius
The Hunter's Innocent Plaything...

And now, dammit, I want to read all those *g*

[eliade.livejournal.com]

"The Pilot's Unwilling Plaything"

*hee*

You could make one of those refreshable randomizing scripts where you create "Harlequin Gay Porn Titles" from a collection of words. *g*

[rossywar.livejournal.com]

Don't be blue, 2am. :(

This made *me* smile at least.

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

:)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Don't be blue! I wrote BSG and SGA pron yesterday!

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

Oh man! *rushes to find*

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Brilliant. As ever.
::admires from afar::

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

Aw, thanks :)

[not-sally.livejournal.com]

Beyond amazing.

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

Thanks :)

[2am-optimism.livejournal.com]

*DIES*

OMG you know me so well and I love this so much and yes, it is helping :) :) :)

*hugs you back in a very unemotional and T way too*

THank you!

♥

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

Oh my GOD, this is priceless! :) Love the Nosferatu look of John - gee, he doesn't have to work really hard at it, does he?

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

Looks like such potentially hot fanfic, and beautifully put together as well! I think John would make a funny, sexy vampire, ala George Harrison in Love at First Bite (aka Dracula Sux).

[ellex42.livejournal.com]

ROFL...I would read this! I love the pic of Rodney with the punctures in his neck, looking all innocent; John with the TEETH (which is oddly both creepy and silly); and John leering down at Rodney...only John can't quite sneer well enough, can he?

Wonderful! I hope I dream about it tonight. I'd almost like to write the story.

[chevron17.livejournal.com]

Wow! This is really beautiful. I love Vampire!john, FoodSource!Rodney fics stories/art! :-)

I am especially fond of the upper left portion of the front cover, with V!John looming over the entranced Rodney. Rodney seems clearly in thrall of John, under his influence, but also still terrifyingly aware. John is just a delightful bit sinister looking, but also genuinely eager for his prize. Ooooo. this would make a wonderful fic scene. My plot bunnies are stampeding in my head as I write. This fic seriously needs to be written.

Wonderfully atmospheric. Thanks so much for sharing!